I’m going to write something that’ll make you cry with feels.
I am… crying… ;A;
"you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night"
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
i said god damn
Another meme prompt, VIKINGS-AU
Thorin is a viking chieftain. He and 12 of his blood brothers are on a mission to free their homeland from the invasion of Smaug the Dragon who is a powerful dark sorcerer blessed by Loki himself.
Bilbo is a young monk whose monastery was attacked and ravaged by Thorin’s gang and he ended up as a hostage. Not a slave for trading though – according to Oin’s vision, Bilbo is The One chosen by Odin, the only person with the power to defeat Smaug and Thorin would rather kill him than let him go, so Bilbo actually has no other choice but to join these dirty heathens on their quest. Monastery life was boring as hell anyway)
I’m terribly sorry for all those tasteless non-historical horns on their helmets – BOFUR MADE ME DO IT. I SWEAR.
And well, yeah, I totally combined Thror’s crown and Thor’s helmet, please, pleaaaase don’t hurt me, I have no idea where this came from…